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What movies have not aged well?

13.06.2025 15:13

What movies have not aged well?

Moonraker

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Is the Shia claim true that Imam Ali was born inside the Kaaba?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Diamonds Are Forever

Can I use the LEG PRESS to build muscle?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Are there legal obligations to report the known whereabouts of a missing person that doesn’t want to be found?

A View to a Kill

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Have you ever had a secret crush on anyone?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Why are liberals so bad at grasping alternative facts? For example, if something doesn’t happen the exact same way Trump described it, liberals dismiss it as false; while conservatives are able to fully understand the underlying principle.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Japanese culture: Is it true adult adoption is common in Japan?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Octopussy

I broke up with my boyfriend because he wasn’t transparent about his past, it hurts me and he doesn’t care. I told him in the beginning of our relationship that it was a deal breaker for me what do I do?

Live and Let Die

Goldfinger

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

How do you know when someone really loves you?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why do men cheat on their wives with someone extremely unattractive?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Ah so!”

Do conservative white women like black men?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

From Russia With Love

-All the bad guys are black.

Dr No

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-J W Pepper